Comments on: How to Make a Cranky Matojo – Healer Edition

By: Brutha

Brutha — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:13:16 +0000

Number 3. Oh, number 3. If I’m healing a Pit of Saron, and you have a go at the tank (which is my mother), lets see how fast you die the next time you stand in the goo/target the wrong mob/show how much of an asshat you are.

Also, “fail to follow simple instructions.” “Please don’t get in front of the tank.” “We will be halting at the revenant, please don’t dps until then.” “Assist the tank.” /rage at people who ignore this.

Say “gogogogogo.” Oh you wanted to go faster? Guess I should switch to shadow, then!

By: Kaethir

Kaethir — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:44:43 +0000

@Tam: Actually, I think there is one kind of tank that can say “you’ll be fine” and actually mean it – I always watch my healer’s mana and innervate in between pulls if they need it, ‘cuz I’m a bear and I’m just cool like that

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By: Tam

Tam — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:51:01 +0000

*All of the above* – gah!

But also the following:

Me: “mb after the next pull please.”
Tank: “you’ll be fine.”

I’ll be the judge of that thank you.

And the tank running off and pulling while I’m not in range.

I’m getting antsy with fury just thinking about it!

By: Askevar

Askevar — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:58:23 +0000

“Well I’m the healer I’m obviously not tanking it”

Me: “Then why did you pull?”

“Oh I thought you were right behind me.”

By: Crankyhealer

Crankyhealer — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:12:56 +0000

Three words send me into an irrational rage: “Heal through it.”

No no no! Don’t STAND in it. Moron.