I Am Not Hardcore. :(

It took me ’til the last major content patch – you know, when ICC was added – to hit 2k Spellpower in any form on Grindal.

But I had nearly 30% Holy crit.

I have a crit addiction, I admit it. I get excited when I see crit on my healers’ gear and I might even drool a little. My heart goes pitter-patter (or maybe that’s from being a fat chick, I don’t know) when a new piece of gear gives me an additional point or two of that delicious, delicious crit or I see that I’m being healed by a Disc Priest or Shaman (Holy pallies don’t exist).

Grindal had been looking for Int and Crit pieces, gemming for Spellpower and generally being a little “meh” about Haste – sure, Haste is nice and I know I need to hit the soft cap, but it’s not exciting. If my healing has ever wiped a group, it’s been because of slow reaction time, not low Haste (or uh, the cat, or not targeting the right person). He has a higher mana pool than the other Disc priest I used to regularly run with, though I haven’t played him in forever, and, well, I keep getting told I’m good at what I do.

Now that my Crit is close to 30% I’ll be piling on the Spellpower. In fact, that’s a stat that I can’t imagine any healing class not wanting, and when I see commenters on WoW.com crowing about Haste over Spellpower for Shamans I am confused. Okay, you cast faster and your global cooldowns are better, but um, what about raw healing power? Delicious crits? Is it a matter of supplementing what’s not on the gear? Maybe my little non-raiding brain can’t handle the logic behind this idea, I don’t know.

Or maybe these people are bitter about not being the Resto columnist and are venting their rage on a series of 101 Articles. For fuck’s sake.

I think, when it comes to styles of healing or tanking there’s a little more wiggle room when it comes to stat preferences. If your heals need to come fast and furious, you’ll concentrate on Haste. If you need your heals to hit harder when they come, Spellpower. If you like crits, you get the idea. Even with this said, if you’re a Paladin or Shaman stacking Spirit, you are bad and I do not like you.

I won’t pretend to know whether or not this works from a raiding perspective because my raiding experience is limited to easy shit, I mean, Sarth with no Drakes up. That isn’t exactly rocket science. That’s “stay out of the fire and pray lag doesn’t eat you” and “don’t hop into the lava you idiotfuck”.

As a tank, I’m trying two things: On one DK, I’m going for avoidance, I’m looking for gems, enchants and gear that will make things hit me less often while on other DKs and my warriors, I’m going for health pool. I love Avoidance tanks. Does this make me a failure? I dunno. I’ll let you know when my squishy ass wipes a group due to being squishy.

Oh. Wait…

As an aside, for the love of Djehuty stop sucking EJ cock, seriously. They’re one fucking resource not the be-all, end-all of everything.

Tuhina: On Warlockery vs. Embracing the Arcane

[ Tuhina is a Blood Elf Warlock on Thorium Brotherhood US-RP. She used to be a mage - in fact, it's what her parents wanted for her - but that didn't quite work out. She's the girlfriend to a Darkspear troll that's MIA (for real-life reasons) and she is a short girl with a very itchy spellcasting-finger. ]

It is kind of rare that I get the opportunity to write anymore, and it is even rarer still that I am allowed to go on and on at length about a subject so near and dear to my heart.

And my boot.

You see, I am a Warlock. In public, I refer to myself as a Fel-Mage because, to be frank, that is what I do – I draw my power from the Nether just as mages draw theirs from the Arcane and I set things on fire, including the demons that I have bent to my will.

I used to be a mage, though. I conjured ice and fire and little balls of Arcane. I was powerful, but not powerful enough – the term ‘glass cannon’ applies rather well.

Hmmm, I think I realized just how much power was at my fingertips when I summoned my first demon and was able to overcome it. After that, it was simply a chase for more power, to be able to summon something stronger, to challenge myself and see just what I could handle. I never felt that rush as a mage. There is the constant danger associated with being something that the world despises, something that your people only keep under their roofs because, for the time being, you are useful and you are feared. It is… a wonderful feeling.

Someone as small and insignificant as I am can summon a massive creature that could kill me in one blow, but it doesn’t, because the strength of my will keeps it bound to me.

Someone as small and insignificant as I am can cast curse after curse upon my foes and laugh as they lash out at me, because their pain heals my wounds.

I am Tuhina Dawngarde. I am a Warlock.

I look the possibility of a gruesome, horrible death in the eye every day – but I? I am not afraid.

Matojo: On Leading the Charge

[ If anybody makes it through this and understands what he's said? You get a cookie. ]

De name’s Matojo Furiey. Ah’m a soldiah, Ah’m gonna be a daddeh fo’ de Loas-know-how-maneh-time again wit’ de love a’ mah life, an’ Ah’m a grumpeh ol’ bastahd.

Ah’m an impo’tant paht a’ mah unit.

Ah lead de chahge inta dangah.

Dat’s mah job, joo know? Ah’m de fella wit’ de goggles an’ de big fuck-off shield. Joo don’ get ‘tween me an’ dem, joo good. Ah stay standin’ an’ dat’s how joo know t’ings is gonna be okeh. Joo gimme time ta piss dem off, evereht’in’ be fine.

It’s scareh as shit, knowin’ dat if Ah screw up, t’ings gonna go crazeh, so Ah do mah best ta stay good an’ pissed off. De moment joo let joo feah take ovah, joo’s fucked an’ den joo fucked joor team. ’s alsah scareh relyin’ on folks dat’joo don’ know – de fella keepin’ joo standin’. Joo dunno if he gonna fuck up, neit’ah – he could get joo killed.

Dat’s de knowledge joo go inta battle wit’ evereh day when joo leadin’ de chahge. It’s dis big-ass gahdamn suhge a’ ‘drenalin dat get joo goin’ an’ keep joo goin’ t’rough de whole t’ing.

Dat’s why Ah keep doin’ it. De rush. De rush, an’ knowin’ dat, dis time, Ah can do shit. Ah ain’ some sisseh huntah dat stand back no moah. Ah’m in de t’ick a’ t’ings now.

An’ if anehbodeh mess wit’me, Ah fuck dem up.

What Ah do? It ain’ nice – but Ah’m damn good at it.

[ Matojo is a level 78 Warrior on Thorium Brotherhood and has been tanking since he started at level 62. I run randoms on him on occasion, and I've never received so many compliments on a single character - apparently, he really is good. ICly, he's a heavily-scarred, heavy-drinking, womanizing bastard that is currently deeply involved with a Darkspear girl and is expecting a baby. He's toned down a bit over the years, but his mischievous nature continues to ring true no matter what he's doing or where he is.

I love this character. ]

[Storytime][Taashti] Bound for the Frozen North

Stormwind was, as far as Taashti was concerned, approximately one hundred times better than Hellfire Peninsula. Not only did the spirits not scream so much, but the Gnomes occasionally had demonstrations of their technology and she sometimes found that there was decent eye candy hanging about. She couldn’t help but watch the face of every Draenei for something familiar, though – maybe one looked like her, or maybe one looked like her Grandfather, who she hadn’t seen since she started her training in the Exodar.

The little Shaman made her way through the throngs of people in the Trade District, pausing on occasion to peer at a helmeted Draenei or two before moving on. She was clad in slightly heaver armour than what she wore as a medic, including a chainmail coif to protect her head and a pair of maces on her hips. When Taashti rounded a corner, she ran straight into a tall, plate-clad Draenei man and found herself stumbling backward and landing upon her behind.

“Hey!” Taash shouted, “Watch where you’re going, you big blue oaf!” A passer-by arched a brow at the girl’s use of her native tongue.

“I apologize, dear,” the man, most likely a warrior, said as he offered her his hand. “I did not mean to knock you down – my head was simply in the clouds.”

She didn’t even bother trying to take his hand and struggled to her hooves on her own, though it took several moments for her to steady herself, and she snorted, “I don’t need your help.”

The man thinned his lips as he watched her with a rather stern gaze, but Taashti wouldn’t look directly at him and was relatively quick to get out of his way again.

- – -

Stormwind Harbour took Taashti’s breath away when she saw it. There were many ships at the docks, some in the process of unloading or taking on new supplies and others were being prepared for their voyages. It felt like an eternity before her hooves touched the cobbles at the very bottom of the many, many stairs from the city proper to the harbour, and it felt like an even longer amount of time before she managed to drag herself to one of the docked vessels. After several inquiries, she found the ship that was headed to Northrend.

It took her by surprise.

The ship was massive, with a great metal-clad bow. It appeared to be powered by a paddlewheel, unlike most of the other ships in the harbour, and the crew was hastily making its pre-voyage arrangements. The young woman quietly approached, looked around, then slipped on board. The furnishing was sparse, making it very obvious to her that the vessel was not set up for comfort.

There were already some passengers milling about on deck, so Taashti joined them in the hopes that it would appear that she belonged there. Nobody said anything, even when the order to weigh anchor was given and the ship let out a burst of steam – the high-pitched whistle nearly gave the Shaman a heart attack – as she lurched forward.

Taash gripped the rail then and peered out over the side of the ship. There she would stand and wait. She was going to see what all the fuss was about.

Hey look, a mixed bag.

I’m on vacation from Thorium Brotherhood for a little while and enjoying the (relatively) quiet time on Zul’jin. It’s… a little lonely without some chatter, but I think I’ve needed it.

I’ve had a lot of fun in the random dungeon groups, at least most of the fail has been in the low levels (when I’ve been the tank, sadly enough, and the fail wasn’t on my part), including healing a group with a bear that liked to pull with Wrath in RFC. Healing as a lowbie priest is interesting and makes me appreciate my shaman a bit more.

I may be interested in joining a guild on that server, so if folks have any recommendations, I’m all ears.

Overall, I’m pretty behind on everything and I do have a couple articles cooking. One’s inspired by the idiot commenters at wow.com and the others are mostly story-like, with one snarktastic thing about setting up RP events.

I recently re-did my UI, too! The only issue? Tiny fonts in the character window, and I don’t want to have to adjust the UI scale too much – I’d love to be able to read my menus and everything, har. I’ll figure it out eventually. I do recommend FujiUI, it’s beautiful and smooth and I can actually SEE what I’m doing.

I’m working on getting Taashti’s Leatherworking and Engineering leveled, then I’ll be working her and Bellonah toward 80. If you’re in the Ruin battle group and you see either of them, say hi!

This Just In: Words Mean Something

I was going to go into a long diatribe about how much internalized misogyny the wow_ladies community suffers from and how irritating it is that people are stuck on the “BUT WORDS EVOLVE AND CHANGE” argument when they’re called on offensive statements (is it really that hard to look up the word you’re called on, apologize for what happened and move on instead of expecting other people to do the legwork for you? Really?), but instead I’ll leave you with the above handy-dandy macro. If you’d like a copy of it, it is located on my Photobucket’s Macros folder.

So. Gaming community. Words. They have meanings. LOOK THEM UP. Your personal definitions mean NOTHING when you are dealing with communities that have populations that are larger than your circle of friends.

[Journal][Taashti] Travelogue of a Techno-Shaman

[ Taashti's writing is a terrible mess. The occasional rude doodle graces the pages - Commanders, general folks from inns, auctioneers - complete with nasty commentary that's at least on-par with rebellious teenager talk. Pages containing engineering schematics are the complete opposite of everything else in the book: neat, tidy and detailed. After at least fifteen pages bitching about Hellfire Peninsula, idiot Death Knights, the smell of burning Tauren, the smell of wet gnomes, the general appearance of gnomes, the sensation of Fel Orc under one's hooves and all sorts of other nonsense, we get to the following: ]

NORTHREND

Northrend is where all current Alliance forces reside. It’s where everybody is and I’m not. It’s where all the good, meaningful, interesting work is and it’s not hot and maybe the spirits don’t scream there. That’s where I want to be.

I’m so, so, so, so, so, so, so sick of Hellfire and Outland and I ran away from here and it’s hopeless and trying to take it back is fucking idiotic.

My trainers said something about how if I want to progress I have to ~*let go of my paaast*~ and be more for ~*helping others*~ and ~*stop smoking*~ … and drinking… and swearing. Fuck that. And none of them believe that what I’m doing is right either, like technology is something we have to avoid at all costs or just I don’t know, it is evil and ew horrible don’t touch. It’s like … they have something amazing but they want to exclude all other amazing things, I don’t get it? And if I let go of my past I forget who I am and if I do that I forget mom and I forget Kishanti. I can’t forget Kishanti.

I can’t get her face out of my head either and it’s not like it’s her smile or anything it’s that last

[ A mass of scribbling graces the page immediately below the sentence, taking up approximately one paragraph worth of space. Frustrated scribbles. ]
And I don’t have a dad to forget.

I wonder if he’s in Northrend though, if maybe he lived through everything. If he’s not a big bad hunter like I failed at being maybe he’s a paladin or a kick-ass warrior or a shaman like me. Imagine that though, if he was like… if he electrocuted Scourge for a living, or if he commanded a legion of ghostly wolves and cool shit like that.

Maybe I’ll sneak on a boat and try to see it all for myself.

Aw man. Grandpa is totally gonna kill me.

I bet that’s where he is, too, chilling with the Kirin Tor and being old and trying to hook me up with dudes fifteen times my age or something.

[Storytime][Taashti] Briefly, A Life

“Run!”

Taashti turned her head toward the series of screams that followed the order, her wide eyes catching the look of terror upon the face of her friend Kishanti before the woman was cut down by a rampaging Orc. The young girl’s screams joined the cacophony, though hers were of rage, not fear. Whipping her axes from her hips, Taashti flew through the air at the attacking Orc; she lashed out, the weapons thudding into the creature’s neck and chest. She blinked through the blood that spattered against her face and burned her skin – didn’t the stories say that their blood was unholy? – and her rage fizzled away as she realized that the beast was dead.

And her axes were stuck.

Taashti grunted and swung around, barking, “Mohito, Mohito, where are you? Help me!” as she dropped down beside the bloody, crumpled form of Kishanti. Kisha had been much older than Taash, she had been the one that taught the girl to use a gun.

Blinking back tears and wiping her face on her sleeve, Taash grabbed hold of her friend’s shoulder with her free hand and shook her.

“Kisha, get up. Get up, Kisha, we’ve gotta – we’ve gotta get outta here, they’re killing everyone. Kisha – KISHA!”

Nothing. Taash let out a low growl as she rolled her friend onto her back, and when she finally looked to the girl’s face, she stopped and stared; Kisha’s expression was frozen in a look of stark terror, and that look would haunt Taashti for the rest of her days.

- – -

She wasn’t sure when Mohito, the massive gray Worg, had managed to join her – she just felt his presence beside her as she ran and she didn’t bother to question. Taashti’s hands were sore from her tight grip on the gun she carried, a gun that bore Kishanti’s mark upon the shining metal, and her eyes burned from the blood of her last kill and the effort of trying not to cry. She couldn’t cry. Kisha would make fun of her if she cried.

“What kinda tracker cries in the heat of battle, huh, kid? Buck up, there’s worse where you’re goin’ and where we’re from.”

Mohito’s snarling shook Taash from her thoughts and she slid to a stop, spinning to stare at the Worg and whatever he was snarling at. They were so close, all they had to do was get to Zangarmarsh and they’d be safe like the others that had left before they did.

“Moh! C’mo – ”

A trio of Orcs crested the hill and Taashti’s eyes went wide. She didn’t have enough ammo to kill all three, she knew that, but she reached into her ammo pouch anyway. If she was going to go down, she was going to go down fighting.

Her hands were shaking as she loaded her gun and screamed for Mohito to attack.

- – -

A sickening crack and blindingly sharp pain announced to Taashti that her leg was broken.

It was the gurgling whimper that informed her that Mohito was gone, too.

The young Draenei woman lay within mere metres of the safety of Zangarmarsh. Slowly, she reached forward, in the hopes that perhaps, just perhaps, if she could get part of herself a little closer…

“Aaah!”

Taashti cried out as one of the two remaining Orcs stomped on her hand – and that was all that was needed. As the Orc raised his axe above his head to deliver the final killing blow, a low, reverberating noise – almost like the trumpet of an angry Elekk – rumbled across the land.

The gravely wounded young woman barely registered what was going on around her; she could see plate-clad Draenei, she could smell the marsh on them, clinging to their clothes and tabard. She heard their voices and battle cries and the death-yells of the Orcs. She heard the concern in the voice of the male that leaned over her, but her vision was blurry, she couldn’t identify him. She didn’t know what she was being asked, or what she was being told, and she yelped when the Draenei man scooped her up.

“… her… Telr… make has…”

Though she struggled to remain awake, it was no use, and Taashti soon lost consciousness.

- – -

“My dad was killed by the Orcs,” Kisha said, shrugging lightly. “’s how I learned how to shoot, him yellin’ at me to run but uh, I knew it wasn’t no use. So I shot the fuckers.”

Taashti gasped and clapped her hands over her mouth, prompting Kisha to giggle. “What?” The older Draenei asked. “You ne’er said any bad words?”

“No way!” Taash replied. “Mom would give me that look and then she would say, ‘Do not make me tell your grandfather’, and I do not want to disappoint Grandpa.”

Grinning, Kisha ruffled the young girl’s hair and teased, “Your Gran’pa’s just as bad, mebbe worse. You ever heard ‘im when one a’ his magic spells didn’t work?”

The little Draenei girl’s cheeks darkened and she nodded slowly.

“‘Sides, he’s eeeverybody’s gran’pa, ‘e’s so old,” Kisha added, then she gave Taash a rather thoughtful look. “So uh, what ’bout your dad, what happened to him?”

Both of Taashti’s hands went to a tiny silver pendant that she wore around her neck. The little girl shrugged and shook her head. “I don’t know,” she said quietly. “Grandpa said mom showed up when she was pregnant and he took her in, and she never talks about him.” The girl fidgeted a little before brightly exclaiming, “I bet he’s a great hunter, and he has a big old Worg and he makes all his own guns and ammo and one day he’s gonna show up and sweep mom off her feet.”

“Sure, kiddo,” Kisha said. “I’m sure he will.”

- – -

Daniil had been frowning all evening. He tried not to, but after the news he had received from his granddaughter’s healer, he couldn’t help it.

“Her leg will never heal properly, Daniil. It was crushed. She will be very lucky if she is ever able to walk again.”

The old Draenei’s frown deepened into a scowl and he puffed furiously on his pipe, then turned toward the very pale young girl that lay in the bed behind him. She was safe, for now, in Telredor, but that safety couldn’t possibly last. He had to get her out. He had to find a way.

“First your mother, now Kisha, now you,” Daniil mumbled. “Light help us all.”

The old mage shuffled to Taashti’s bedside, took her hand in his and fell into silence. There was little else that he could do.

- – -

For weeks, Taashti had been left with little to do but stay in bed and wait for her leg to heal – or at least strengthen to the point where she would be able to limp about.

One day, however, she was awakened by a commotion outside her room. She called for Daniil, who carried her outside to see what the fuss was about, and there the duo found one of the Broken speaking to the Draenei of Telredor about a new path. Though Daniil showed no interest, and even slight distaste, in the words of one of them, Taashti was enamoured with the idea of a new path.

That day, as she sat among other young Draenei like herself who had nothing to lose and everything to gain, she found something that would prove to be very important to her people: Hope.

That day, the wind and the water spoke to Taashti.

- – -

“You are beautiful.”

“Stop it, Grandpa.”

Taashti was positively beaming as Daniil set his massive hands upon her tiny shoulders and pressed his lips to her forehead. The girl laughed, exclaiming, “You’re acting like we’re going to be apart forever, Grandpa, but it’s gonna be fine, honest!”

“Promise but one thing, Taashti,” he said as he leaned back from her, just so that he could get a better look at the young woman. “promise me that you will not die before me.”

“Grandpa,” she replied breathlessly, just somewhat shocked. “that’s – I can’t – ”

“Promise,” he repeated.

The girl went very, very quiet, even looking a little guilty as she whispered, “That’s a really strange thing to ask for but I promise. Can I go now? I’m gonna be late, I think the Farseer is assigning everyone to their trainers and I’ve never been good at really navigating the Exodar and -”

“It’s fine,” Daniil said. “Go. Light be with you, my dear, and tread carefully!”

Taashti gazed absently at her Grandfather for several long minutes before reluctantly parting ways with him, and he smiled sadly as he watched her go. Then he, too, left, taking to the path from Azure Watch to the far-off coast.

- – -

“These are your orders, ladies, and if any of you are caught fleeing the front lines you will be shot on sight, is that understood?”

A very small Alliance contingent stood on the parched red soil of Hellfire Peninsula just outside Honour Hold, a mixture of Humans, Dwarves, Night Elves, Draenei and Gnomes. Among them, wearing the colours of an Alliance Medic, stood Taashti, with her arms crossed over her chest and a very Daniil-like scowl upon her face. She was dirty, hot and had a smouldering cigar clenched between her teeth. Tiny gears were peppered through her hair, which had been darkened from its yellowish-white to a deep red-brown, and a pair of battered goggles rested upon her forehead. This was the land that had nearly killed her nearly a century ago, and she could hardly believe her eyes.

When the group was dismissed, Taash made her way back toward the inn, grumbling under her breath the entire time. She hated it in Hellfire, all she wanted was to go elsewhere. Anywhere. Even -

A painting on the wall of the inn caught the woman’s eye, a new painting of a land that was covered in snow and strange, pointy trees. She tilted her head, then pointed to the painting and asked, “Where is?”

“That’s Northrend,” a human soldier replied. “’s where most of our forces are.”

Taashti grinned. She knew exactly where she wanted to go.

[Storytime][Intro] Technoshaman Taashti and the Military Missive

[ Taashti is a level 62 Draenei Shaman on Zul'jin US-PvE and this is my attempt to figure out her character. She is a cigar-smoking, ale-chugging, technoshaman with a penchant for inappropriate curses and behaviour that isn't quite fitting of a Shaman. An injury in an attack when she was a child caused permanent damage to her right leg which has resulted in a limp - a problem she makes up for with her dabblings in Engineering. Much of Who She Is isn't really evident here, unfortunately, so I hope to develop her a bit more as time goes on. ]

Tap. Taptap. Taptaptap. Tippity tap.

Taashti slowly opened one eye, then the other and raised her hand in front of her face as she blinked groggily at the sudden influx of daylight. What time was it? Nether, what day was it?

Creeeeeeak. Thumpthumpthump clank clatter clank.

“What is racket?” Taashti shouted. She was sprawled across a mess of a bed that was Dwarf- not Draenei -sized and surrounded by unfinished gadgetry, explosives, barrels of gunpowder, stacks of various metal bars and the occasional pipe or small part. The young Shaman pulled herself out of bed and onto shaky hooves, then stumbled across the room to a crooked desk that sat beneath a bronze-coloured pipe that stuck down from the ceiling. The pipe ended at a ninety degree angle that had a metal cone sticking off of it, from which a tinny, female-sounding voice emanated.

“Got th’mailbox runnin’, Taash!” The Gnome cried. “An’ you gotta summons!”

Taashti scowled. She worded her response carefully to avoid slipping into Draenic as she spoke into the cone.

“Is from where? Nobody but you know of me live here, Tecci. You not tell, yes?”

“Who’d I tell?”

The young Shaman limped about her home, grumbling as she ran her fingers through her long, pale yellow hair; she had to find her goggles in the mess that was her collecting of gears and miscellanea. “Nevermind,” she shouted, so she could be heard through the communications device. “Who summon Taashti?”

Meanwhile, on the roof, Tecila Shieldwall flopped down and tore the envelope open.

“Looks ta be somebody wit’ a fancy Drainy name,” she said.

Crash!

… And she grinned at the Draenic curses that filtered through with the sound of crashing and banging that had become the usual noontime greeting.

“They’s callin’ you ta Hellfire Peninsula in Outland, Taash. Place is damn hot an’ they want ya ta do some spirit somethin’s with keepin’ up morale or somethin’ inna citadel place an’ that Zangarmarshy thinger,” the Gnome continued. “Ya gots ta report ta some hold or somethin’ that’s run by humies an’ I guess folks’ll put ya wherever you’ve gotta go.”

Inside the stone house, Taashti was struggling to get into her overalls. After an epic battle wherein a handful of whirring bronze gizmos were lost and a copper pipe or two was bent, the Draenei woman stood victorious, snapped her goggles into place on her head and staggered out into the afternoon sun of Loch Modan.

“And name is?” Taash loudly asked. She was just about to haul herself onto the roof when the Gnome suddenly appeared at her hooves, grinning.

“And why you grin so much. Little gnome is smart-ass,” the Shaman continued.

“That ain’t very spirit-nature-lovery of ya at all,” Tecila replied. She was far too chipper for Taash’s taste.

With a snort, the Draenei snatched the letter from her companion’s hands and read it aloud.

“Taashti; it has been brought to our attention that you are idle on Azeroth while on the military payroll. Please report to Honour Hold at once. Your services are required, you will be joining the ranks in the capacity of a medic and will be asked to accompany recon. teams into Hellfire Citadel and the Coilfang Reservoir when your first missions are complete. Report by the end of the week or face Court Martial. Signed, Vindicator Krivyx.”

Strangely enough, as Taashti’s face fell, Tecila’s grin grew, until the small woman’s face threatened to be consumed by it.

“So that’s how you’ve been payin’ for yer ’speriments,” Tecila said. “Now yer actually gonna hafta work fer it!”

“Shut trap, little mouse, and help Taashti suit up. Is going to be long trip to Ironforge to get transport to hell-hole, so must be started early.”

With that, the pair disappeared back into the old stone dwelling to prepare for the Shaman’s departure.

- – -

Taashti’s love of the spirits was never obvious on the outside, and appeared to be trumped by her adoration of technology, but little did most know that, for her, the two went hand-in-hand. The gadgetry that dangled from her belt, or that she wore elsewhere, made up for her weaknesses and supplemented her magic and resolve. She was often chided for her approach, but it worked for her.

She was still alive, after all, and she was still able to walk.

The young Shaman absently toyed with one of the steel gears that she wore in her hair as she slid off the Gryphon and stepped onto the parched red soil of Hellfire Peninsula. The land, she noted, was screaming – she didn’t like it one bit.

“I am thinking is time to start the drink again,” she muttered as she made her way toward Honour Hold. “Too many dead, Taashti remembers, too many that can be heard. Is a bad, bad time to be leaving Dwarf-land. Bad time.”

Young Taashti would soon find that she had plenty of reason to be worried.

The Value of Education, or: Why It Sometimes Pays Not to Be An Asshole

I have noticed a disturbing trend in the WoW community. Am I slow on the uptake? Maybe. Is this going to sound utterly hilarious coming from me? Well, yeah.

We live and instance in a gogogo culture where anybody that isn’t at the top of their game is left in the dust and so is anybody that does things differently than what Elitist Jerks imposes upon the population (WoW.com’s Jerkerati, anyone?) – experimentation is frowned upon and honest-to-Djehuty (The Scribe seems appropriate here) newbies and clueless types are promptly chewed up and spit out.

WoW players eat their own. All gamers do.

It’s not always the right thing to do.

The Asshole Mentality

With the relative anonymity of the new LFG tool, everyone is pretty much encouraged to be an asshole. Groups that would otherwise consider themselves to be a bastion of helpfulness are reduced to packs of snarling dogs when faced with things that don’t quite match their idea of how a dungeon should go.

Often, it’s justified. Just as often, however, it is not.

Myth: At 80, Everyone Will Know the Ins and Outs of Their Class

The majority of the Asshole Mentality stems from the above idea. Yes, most 80s should know their class. Most 80s should understand what gear they need and how to spec, but the fact is, not all of them do. Not every 80 had the support of a guild, group, or knowledgeable friend behind them. Not every 80 was able to understand what they were finding on Google, not every 80 is skilled at separating the grain from the chaff when it comes to dissecting what is good, current information and what isn’t. You hear about clueless DPS and healers all the time, and nobody seems to try to say, “Dude, you want some pointers?” When there’s a failure, people are more willing to jump up and say “You fucking suck, you noob, L2Play!” instead of “I think I know how we can handle this better.” Tanks are automatically screwed unless their HP is at 30,000 or higher (why do you think I wear both Brewfest stamina trinkets on my Death Knight?) and are often subject to the highest, most rage-inducing scrutiny. Guess what, folks? I can tank Heroic UK just fine at 25k-28k HP Unbuffed.

The community has this immediate need to jump somebody that doesn’t meet expectations and a lack of interest in at least offering to help somebody improve.

And we wonder why it’s so hard to find new tanks, good DPS and healers that know what they’re doing?

Fact: Nobody Appreciates Abuse

You know that saying about attracting flies with honey (or is it distracting evil piles of vomit with Fly Honey)? For the most part, it’s true.

I have heard all sides of this. I have heard, “Why bother trying to help when I just get yelled at?” “Nobody likes being told how to play.” “It’s not my job to teach people how to play their class.” “I don’t know everything about the game.”

Fine. That’s fine.

But that doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole if somebody, who is obviously new or completely clueless, doesn’t perform as expected.

I have been in parties at all level ranges where, when an individual was attacked for their performance, pretty much 100% of the time the person lashed out right back at whoever gave them hell. I have been the person that wasn’t performing well and, as soon as I said, “Gimme a break, I haven’t played this toon in forever” or “Well, that’s why I’m running heroics – to get emblems and gear so I won’t suck”, I was left alone. In groups where it was some poor sod against the rest of the group, as soon as I – usually the tank or healer – piped up with, “Dude, it’s okay, we all have to start somewhere. Why don’t you try x, y, z instead?” or “Here’s why what happened Is Not Cool but we will deal because these things happened” … things cooled down.

Being level-headed and not an asshole gets shit done.

The attitude of “it’s not my job to teach” is just as bad as the general assholery. If everyone adopted that frame of mind, can you imagine how shitty the gaming experience would be? I’d still be a fail!hunter. I’d still… well, I’d fail at this game in general because no amount of research makes up for hands-on learning. Something that I was taught as early as High School is that different people have different styles of learning. Some can adapt from reading websites and guides like WoW.com, Elitist Windbags/Jerks and various blogs. Some need to watch videos and see it in action. Others need to be coached in-game. Requiring a different learning style does not make somebody flawed or inferior, it just means that they process information differently.

And that’s okay.

Besides, it does not take much time out of your run to suggest a different approach to a boss, a different set of skills to use, or for a party member to check out a certain blog that’s been suggested to you by a friend or an online community. So, it’s not like you have to write up a lesson plan and teach these people their class from the ground up.

Matojo’s Point

It’s okay to be an asshole in a case of genuine asshattery or stupidity that isn’t caused by somebody being unfamiliar with how things work (such as mages that pull, tanks that refuse to allow drink breaks, etc), but when dealing with somebody that’s brand new or just utterly clueless who most likely needs a helping hand – not cool. If the Newbie turns out to be an asshat in disguise, by all means, fire the cannons.

Remember: People can hit 80 and start into heroics without having any bloody idea of how to play. How else would we have level 80 Mages doing 400DPS, even in quest greens?

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